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Dan Brockington becomes Father of the Millenium

JS writes about Dan Brockington who is the infamous Finnish Lady. (LM)

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The Finnish Lady
The Finnish Lady

Sources believed to be credible report that Dan Brockington, better known as Finnish Lady on mickelsson.net, has recently become the proud father of a healthy baby daughter. His wife Tekla is said to have given birth of Rozalia Joyce Brockington on Wednesday 23 July 2003 A.D. in Oxford, England.
- I am quite exuberant, Dan confesses in a fictitious interview.
Dan is certainly widely known for his special interest in women of various nationalities, but for us, who are familiar with his keen devotion to a mythical Finnish Lady and his extraordinary fondness of Finnish female names, it comes as a deep shock that he did not give his child a Finnish name.
- Tekla refused to accept a Finnish name, Dan might have lied in a futile
attempt to try to divert blame from himself.
- I am deeply appalled, Finnish Lady is reported to have said.

It is not known whether young Rozalia had the courage to reprimand her thoughtless father at the time of birth. Despite the controversy, Dan's Finnish friends want to express their congratulations to him and Tekla, praying that young Rozalia, who is to be considered completely innocent, would grow up to know and love the Lord.

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Kommentarer (50)

F
Finnish Lady
I am deeply appalled.
L
linus
Go Dan!
T
Tekla
Daniel, do you really always have to make our family stand out as completely ridiculous?
T
Tekla
I want to add that I voted for a Finnish name, but Daniel overruled me.
A
Anna
Congratulations Dan! I think Rozalia is a nice name!
F
Finnish Lady
I am even more appalled.
O
Oxford man
I'd heard that Finnish ladies are the most beautiful in the world.
Now am I not so sure.
A
Annika
Det får du för mig predika,
men jag vet Rozalia i varje fall!!!!!
G
Gillette man
Don't Finnish ladies know how to shave?
L
linus
I think the Finnish Lady is a half greek ...
D
Dan
I thought Rozalia is a Finnish name. Can any Finnish readers confirm this please?
F
Finnish Lady
I am as appalled as can be.
And so is Dan.
L
linus
Rosalia is indeed a Finnish word, but the meaning of it is rather exceptional for a cute little kid: it means the one that is lost ;)
F
Finnish lady
Well, Linus, that news makes me even more appalled than before.
D
Dan
Me too.
O
Oxford man
Do all Finnish women have as strong facial hairgrowth as Finnish Lady? I don't think this feature makes a woman look very attractive.
B
Brendan
Doesn't Rozalia mean child of the bearded lady?
E
Emmanuel
Cheer Up Daniel!
J
JS
Actually in my experience quite alot of Finnish women have facial hair. So in this respect Finnish lady is really quite Finnish after all. Except perhaps if you have gone to the country. In the rural areas the girls have wonderful smooth skin. I think that is because they are less contaminated by the city. Even I find that my chest hair grows faster in towns.
U
Ulrika
Congratulations Dan! I'm not sure about the meaning of Rosalia in Finnish, but it is a very nice name anyway.
H
Hoota (Omani Lady)
Can we see a picture of the baby and settle the beard issue ourselves?
R
Rozalia
I am as appalled as I can be.
O
Oxford man
If this is a Finnish lady, what do Oxford men look like?
B
Brendan
Call that a beard?
H
Hoota
What do you mean Father of the Millenium? I heard recently of a man whose ambitition is to have 100 children.
W
Welsh Lady
I am concerned. 'ROzalia' sounds distinctly like the special name that JOhnny called me earlier on in the year in one of his intimate e-mails.
F
Finnish Lady
Special name? I did not believe that I could get more appalled until now. Somethink bad will happen if I become even more appalled than this
S
Samoan Lady
That's disgusting! Have you any idea what Rozalia means in my language? Appalling! Don't you ever call any one by that special name again Mr J
A
A Paul
Well that's it. Now look what I have become

Finnish Lady
T
The real JS
Could my friends please note, if at all it is necessary, that I have never thought Finnish women have beards. There were a lot of mistakes in that last 'JS' message. It is really getting a little easy to spot the fake mails these days. Just for the record: Finnish women do not have facial hair. I have always thought them so beautiful I have never seen any. Also my chest hair grows as luxuriantly in the town as well as the country.
D
Dan
100 children Hoota? Small fry. I hall take this label literally and endeavour to have 1000 children
D
Dan
I confess that I wrote all the stupid fake messages from JS.
T
The real Dan
I confess that I wrote the message from 'the real JS.' I have no idea what he thinks about Finnish ladies' facial hair. I was just trying to help out and make him look not so bad.
J
JS
I confess that I am JS
J
JS
I confess that I think Finnish ladies' facial hair is one of their most attractive features.
Especially moustaches.
J
JS
I did not write that last message, but I confess that I did write the one from Dan pretending to have written the fake messages from JS.
Glad to have got that off my (hairy Finnish) chest.
J
JS
Dan, will you please stop it. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Actually, my friends will be able to see which are fake messages and which are really from me (the first 'real JS'), but I can't believe you persist in doing this. I was just trying to have a little joke.
Also, I am very upset that you have told people what I said about Finnish ladies having lots of facial hair. That was a private comment to you and should not have been repeated on this message board. And don't you dare write about what I said about their moustaches. Now that is a secret.
A
A Finnish Lady
I confess that I have a moustache.
Dan, could you give me JS' details please?
W
Welsh Lady with famous namesake.
Dan, don't you dare give out JS' details. He's mine. (It's in the contract, just as along as I managed to grow a moustache).
O
Omani lady.
What do you mean, he's yours.
JS is mine! Stay away.
O
Oxford man.
I had a strange experience. I looked deep into the eyes of the Finnish lady and the picture revealed an amazing hidden image . It turns out to be a magic eye picture. How do you do it JS? Amazing technology.
Oh, the image was of a young man on skis on a road having a picnic with a beautiful young lady from Finland (though she had a beard).
Can't think who the man could have been.
M
M&S
How strange. I had a similar experience when I looked deep into the nostrils of the Finnish lady.
Though the image is too horrible to relate.
L
linus
It's interesting to see how deeply our culture differs from the culture on the isle. In Finland we talk about girls hearts, there you talk abaut their facial hair ...
D
Definitely not JS
That's true Linus and an interesting observation. So tell me how hairy are women's hearts in Finland? And what does a cardiac moustache look like?

Incidentally its not strictly accurate that the focus on female facial hair is a British thing. Js seems to have written most of the comments about it.

Rozalia (remember her?) is doing well and growing excellent sideburns
W
Who is this Johnny character anyway?
Linus how on earth can you talk about women's hearts? Conversation must be terribly brief. There's simply loads to talk about with hair - styling, stubbling, dieing, plaiting braiding etc. You also forget that the terrible scourges of the bearded viking women are still well remembered over here.
D
Dear JS
What did you see in Welsh Lady's eyes. Am not interested in the nostrils.
R
Rozalia
Dad, Can I marry JS when I am older please?
D
Dad
I am sorry my daughter, but there is absolutely no chance that JS will be available when you are older.
I'm sure he will be married within two years, such is his attractiveness as the bachelor of the millennium.
R
Rozalia
Dad, do you think it would be better if we talked directly, rather than via the computer?
D
Dan
I have noticed that Rozalia's chest hair grows better in Oxford than in Birmingham, because Oxford is less polluted. If we stay here for good, she will become a very hairy woman.

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