JS tried his first kebab

I still think that the world would have been a better place, if we had not killed and eaten that poor little lamb. In my opinion, lambs are extremely sweet and nice creatures (almost as sweet as girls from Ostrobotnia, Linus!). They do not want to do us any harm, so why should we kill them? If it had not been for us, this sweet little lamb could still have played with its siblings in a meadow and talked to people passing by. And for patriotic reasons, I would have preferred something more traditional.

But life has taught me to be diplomatic. Sometimes you have to eat or drink utterly disgusting things just to keep your fellow people happy. The English are actually a particularly good example of people who over and over again force you to eat and drink the most unpleasant foods and brews, respectively. Their perhaps most annoying habit is the constant sipping of tea that they expect you to participate in. By mixing this disgusting brew with a lot of cold water and sugar and then holding your nose and getting it down in one go, you can make the procedure relatively painless. But sometimes you cannot do this without hurting their feelings, whereby you have to go through the torture of getting the thing down slowly and surely without any external aids and simultaneously pretending that the taste is great.

I've never eaten kebab either

I believe they only slaughter the evil lambs!

Tea wasn't meant for drinking.

Please let me know when it is the kebab's turn to eat Johnny back.

So what was tea meant to be good for...if not for drinking

Coffee isn't that big of a hit...really...

*my opinion*

What an achievement indeed!

Normally I wear my pants over my trousers.