Rumours from the UK: JS getting along with a lady

Dear JS,
Please can we see a photo of your Finnish lady girlfriend.
Congratulations to you both.

Sorry folks, but the quality of the information content in the original article is about as bad as the quality of the English text written by Linus. Hints: "ladies were" looks much better than "ladys where" and Club Single looks much better without the article. The spelling "woulndn't" looks quite weird as well. Also, in case you want to be polite to your many British readers, I would suggest that you consider writing "rumours" rather than "rumors".

I apologize for the mistakes and I hope the British readers do forget about them.

A note to my friends in Britain: The girl named Ulrika, who wrote the first comment, is a cousin of the girl who once anonymously called me in the middle of the night, asking me whether I wanted to marry her. Ulrika was also one of the most frequent visitors of the website that I launched in honour of this episode.

Linus, we don't mind about the mistakes in spelling. We just mind about the section you 'added some hours later' which is clearly a mistake. I'm sure JS is claiming it is false. Now there's a surprise. Is he intent on breaking hearts all over again?
Come clean JS. And we are all happy to congratulate you.
What is her name?
And please Linus remove the section you added some hours later or at least ask JS's Finnish lady for her side of the story (unless you are confident that JS is a reliable source. I think he protests too much. I think it was Shakespear who said "thou protesteth too much.") Perhaps if JS's Finnish lady writes to Linus, he might add that "some hours later" to the main news item.

Dear JSs' friends in Brittain. I'm not sure that I belief JSs' comment that "the information in the article is false."
My best regards to JSs' new lady (she will need it!).

Also don't belief it that I looked at his website often.

Kon should be the new bachelor of the millennium

Ojdå här är det visst någon som tycker om att busa och skapa rubriker...blev smått chockad över att det är någon som vill leka att det är jag :)

Well done JS.
I am happy for you:)
But maybe other girls are sad :(

Please. Is JS blowing a kiss in the photo? Is Finnish lady taking therefore taking the photo? Can we have a picture of her?

Tack JS för ett super artikel!! :)

this email was sent by me, Stephen, from my email account, and was not hacked into by Johnny in any way though he may deny it. So don't believe it if this email is subsequently disputed or posted on a Finnish website etc etc without my knowledge.

The comment by Maria must be a fake like so many of the other comments here, because a native speaker would never make the kind of error that appears in the grammar.

The comment below made be 'JS' must be fake because it contains no errors of grammar. Therefore, since the real JS is not a native speaker of English, he could not have made this comment. UNLESS - JS, your 'Finnish Lady' is actually not Finnish at all but really English and helping you write these messages. Linus where did it come from - if JS' computer then there is definitely something significant going on!

Wow JS Ååh..nej men GRATTIS! Grattis och lycka till med kärleken! Jätteskoj!

Hey - I speak no swedish or finnish, please do a better job of impersonating me!

Mamayangu! Huyu JOHNNY an uwezo sana na wanawake!! Mara yuko na ULRIKA mara na ANNIKA au MARIA. Lakini ni meaningless. Lakini labda nikitaja majina mawili mawili kama JS na JANE au JS na GRETTA au JS na LUCY au TRACY. Hii however siyo VERY meaningFUL. Haya majina yote hayana maana pamoja na WENDY, HELEN, BRIDGIT and GLORIA now that's impressive!

Yippie, min första artikel :-)

Hold on now. That message from JS below definitely isn't true. Maybe there is a Finnish lady using his computer. That would confirm all our suspitions.

To all my Finnish friends.
I would like to say that the realer Dan's message is not strictly accurate. I don't know how many of you read Swahili, but let me show you why it's not true.

Ok, Dan is making true (and embarrasing) points about ULRIKA, ANNIKA, MARIA, JANE, GRETTA, LUCY BRIDGIT and GLORIA. But I don't know anything about TRACY, WENDY or HELEN. And he also forget to mention HOLGA, ANDREA and many others.
So, Finnish friends, don't belive him!

To all my Finnish friends.
I would like to say that the realer Dan's message is not strictly accurate. I don't know how many of you read Swahili, but let me show you why it's not true.

Ok, Dan is making true (and embarrasing) points about ULRIKA, ANNIKA, MARIA, JANE, GRETTA, LUCY BRIDGIT and GLORIA. But I don't know anything about TRACY, WENDY or HELEN. And he also forget to mention HOLGA, ANDREA and many others.
So, Finnish friends, don't belive him!

Johnny, No need to repeat yourself. One might thing you have something to hide.

Stephen and Dan, if you necessarily want to impersonate me, please try at least to do a better job. Your comments do not sound authentic and some of them do not fit the context very well. It is particularly dangerous for you to copy comments written in a language such as Swedish that you do not have a proper understanding of.

I'd just like to say that it seems impossible to work out whether any of the messages in this news item are really sent by the person who says they are sending them. Inspector Cleuso is clearly an imposter, as is JS. And I am not the truth monitor either.
Still, I've enjoyed it alot.