The Finnish Lady

Dan Brockington becomes Father of the Millenium

OLD ARTICLES. JS writes about Dan Brockington who is the infamous Finnish Lady. (LM)

Sources believed to be credible report that Dan Brockington, better known as Finnish Lady on mickelsson.net, has recently become the proud father of a healthy baby daughter. His wife Tekla is said to have given birth of Rozalia Joyce Brockington on Wednesday 23 July 2003 A.D. in Oxford, England.

- I am quite exuberant, Dan confesses in a fictitious interview.

Dan is certainly widely known for his special interest in women of various nationalities, but for us, who are familiar with his keen devotion to a mythical Finnish Lady and his extraordinary fondness of Finnish female names, it comes as a deep shock that he did not give his child a Finnish name.

- Tekla refused to accept a Finnish name, Dan might have lied in a futile

attempt to try to divert blame from himself.

- I am deeply appalled, Finnish Lady is reported to have said.

It is not known whether young Rozalia had the courage to reprimand her thoughtless father at the time of birth. Despite the controversy, Dan's Finnish friends want to express their congratulations to him and Tekla, praying that young Rozalia, who is to be considered completely innocent, would grow up to know and love the Lord.